Police Report

Two crows sitting on fence:
John and Susan.
...
Much suspense.

Watching blade rise up in air.
John and Susan. Much despair.

Sun setting. Alley become dark.
John and Susan see cuddly shark.
Dog goes bark.

Shark been there since friday noon.
Totally irrelevant.

Blade looks sharp. Nasty edge.
John and Susan eat cheese wedge.
Stilton.

Blade cuts down. Ouchy ouch.
John and Susan see owner crouch.

Garden shears cut branch off tree.
Totally innocent. Yippee!

Two crows sitting on fence:
John and Susan. So intense.

Third one lands.

Three crows sitting on fence:
John and Susan and Balthazar.

MURDER!